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PostSubject: A Quick Laugh For 5 Min   Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:54 pm

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells
you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study
history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask
him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!


Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results
are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book
tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But
I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you
now.


Father : Why did you fail
your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on
Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her
mind, how do I know the right answer?

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and
daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly,
there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete
silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say
anything.


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was
born



Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's
eg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menucard


Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog'
is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!


> > Father : Your teacher says
> > she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no
good!



Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: 'Singapore, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'


A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference
between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
only and shotup. > >
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the
teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law
doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'


Teacher: 'How come you do not
comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'



A boy came home from school with
his exam results.

'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea)
level'


Well, that's the end of the
jokes. Hope you had a good laugh! Do send it to all your
friends and family so that they will have a good laugh too.
Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A Quick Laugh For 5 Min   Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:07 pm

nice one. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A Quick Laugh For 5 Min   Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:19 pm

Rave. wrote:
nice one. lol!

thx
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PostSubject: Re: A Quick Laugh For 5 Min   Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:26 am

Privacy wrote:
Rave. wrote:
nice one. lol!

thx

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PostSubject: Re: A Quick Laugh For 5 Min   Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:38 pm

Zhiyang my dog wrote:
Privacy wrote:
Rave. wrote:
nice one. lol!

thx

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how can u talk to a gob like mi so rudely?
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